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I took an IQ test and found out I’m in the 98th percentile, this was quite a shock, know what my first thought was?

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I hate it when the Macdonalds staff don't get my order right.

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Straining to reach the top shelf, my failed climbing skills pulled the bookshelf down upon me, and every book I'd ever read came crashing down to crush me.

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I like men

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A woman who is obsessed with sex is called a nymphomaniac.

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ANNOUNCEMENT! TwoSentenceComedy's first monthly contest!

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It took years to get into this shape but now I have the body of an Athlete

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The piano downstairs would've sounded nice

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Aliens were invading, the Antichrist rose up out of hell, but just as this was happening...

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If you were a font, you'd be extra fine print

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I took an IQ test and found out I’m in the 98th percentile, this was quite a shock, know what my first thought was?	7
I hate it when the Macdonalds staff don't get my order right.	7
Straining to reach the top shelf, my failed climbing skills pulled the bookshelf down upon me, and every book I'd ever read came crashing down to crush me.	7
I like men	7
A woman who is obsessed with sex is called a nymphomaniac.	7
ANNOUNCEMENT! TwoSentenceComedy's first monthly contest!	7
It took years to get into this shape but now I have the body of an Athlete	7
The piano downstairs would've sounded nice	7
Aliens were invading, the Antichrist rose up out of hell, but just as this was happening...	6
If you were a font, you'd be extra fine print	6